Declan and I were out running errands and I insisted that he report on his first few days back at public school.
"Well, I had music for the first time Thursday. The teacher is pretty nice, but I didn't know the words to any of the songs so I didn't really sing. Oh, and one of the songs was about that Christian story. You know, the one where a senior citizen builds an ark and has two of everything? Which totally isn't even possible. The song was okay, though."
I have been berated for years by my friends to write down the insanity that is my life. In nine years I have yet to put pen to paper. Mostly because I have shit to do. I started this blog so my friends would shut up already. This is about my kids, my husband and only about my job if it is so hilarious I just can't help myself. I will try to avoid politics, but I'm not going to promise. Sometimes the stupidity of others simply requires ridicule. Well, welcome to my crazy little world!
Monday, February 20, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Moon Disposal
"Mom!!!"
"Yes, Em?"
"Our new calendar says there's a new moon on January 23!"
"Yes."
She rolled her eyes in the back of her head, and held her hands out in front of her as if she were ready to catch an anvil.
"Well, what are they going to do with the old moon?!?!?"
"Yes, Em?"
"Our new calendar says there's a new moon on January 23!"
"Yes."
She rolled her eyes in the back of her head, and held her hands out in front of her as if she were ready to catch an anvil.
"Well, what are they going to do with the old moon?!?!?"
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