I am Mom, the Warrior Princess

I have been berated for years by my friends to write down the insanity that is my life. In nine years I have yet to put pen to paper. Mostly because I have shit to do. I started this blog so my friends would shut up already. This is about my kids, my husband and only about my job if it is so hilarious I just can't help myself. I will try to avoid politics, but I'm not going to promise. Sometimes the stupidity of others simply requires ridicule. Well, welcome to my crazy little world!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

My Friend Rick

"Mom, is it legal to own a dolphin?"
"Well, Dec, I'm not sure if it's illegal, but it would be difficult logistically. You'd need a heck of a big tank."
"Oh."
"Why?"
"Well, I've always dreamed of having a pet dolphin. Named Rick."
"Huh. Why 'Rick'"?
"Because that's an awesome name for a dolphin."
That it is.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Mom! I've totally wasted my life!"
"Em. You are seven."
"Oh. So I still have some time, then?"
"Yes."
"Whew! Well now that's sure a relief!"