Nice Try

Last night, I informed my youngest that since she had been allowed to go over to her friend Maddie's house without doing her chores yesterday, that today after school she was to come right home and clean her room.

This morning on thier way to school, The Husband told her that she should not go to Maddie's after school as she usually does on Tuesday, but instead come right home after school and clean her room.  

Ten minutes after school let out I had two missed calls and the following text from Maddie's mom:

Hey mum can I go to Maddies to work on homework I'm already there so plz respond and don't be mad I'm here.  _Emily

I'm sry that my righting is a bit offf.  My head hrt from banging on my desk at work.  But ifs better now.  Also, wine us OSM!!!!!!!'

Feet

Me to Declan:  You kind of smell like feet.  

Declan:  That's because I have feet.