Quote of the Day

"Declan, how was school?"
"The usual."
"Yeah? Anything interesting?"
"Well, in speech today Mrs. P asked me a question I didn't know."
"What was that?"
"Columbus discovered what? I didn't know what to say because Columbus didn't discover America."
"Well, you're right about that. What did you say, then?"
"I said 'I don't know - pie?'"
"You said 'Pie'?"
"Yep. I like pie."
"So do I, son."