I am Mom, the Warrior Princess

I have been berated for years by my friends to write down the insanity that is my life. In nine years I have yet to put pen to paper. Mostly because I have shit to do. I started this blog so my friends would shut up already. This is about my kids, my husband and only about my job if it is so hilarious I just can't help myself. I will try to avoid politics, but I'm not going to promise. Sometimes the stupidity of others simply requires ridicule. Well, welcome to my crazy little world!

Friday, October 19, 2012

What He Said

"Hey Mom, can I be Ke$ha for Halloween? "

For those of you who are unaware, Ke$ha is Emily's favorite singer. Which makes me very sad. She wears glitter with as light of a hand as I applied Aqua Net in the 80s.

"Uh, that would be a no."

"Whyyyyyyy?"

Declan (without looking away from the computer screen) responded.

"Because Ke$ha drinks too much and writes VERY inappropriate music for girls your age. Duh."

Word.

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