I am Mom, the Warrior Princess

I have been berated for years by my friends to write down the insanity that is my life. In nine years I have yet to put pen to paper. Mostly because I have shit to do. I started this blog so my friends would shut up already. This is about my kids, my husband and only about my job if it is so hilarious I just can't help myself. I will try to avoid politics, but I'm not going to promise. Sometimes the stupidity of others simply requires ridicule. Well, welcome to my crazy little world!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Reason Number Infinity Plus 3 Why My Parents Think I'm Going to Hell

After several references to the Almighty Father and an extended prayer before the meal, Isabella says to her grandfather, "If you like God so much, why don't you make a cardboard cut out of him and you can just eat with him?"

Looking for the sunscreen...

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Mick DennisJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:02 PM
This is very funny ("looking for the sunscreen") but are we sure, Anne, that we're talking about your father?
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Anne DanielsFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Yes, yes we are. The heavy responsibility of instilling morals into a daughter has always been a bit taxing for Dad. I think he spent a lot of time stewing where I was concerned. Now there's grandchildren = much more stewing.
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