A Cootie Problem

So, Isabella rolls up on The Husband the other day and asks a very odd question.

"Dad, when you were little, was there ever someone who loved you and you couldn't stand them?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Well, there's this boy Jessie at school who is in love with me."
"You don't like him?"
"NO! He is telling everyone that he wants me to be his girlfriend!" Insert exasperated eye roll here.
"Why don't you like him?"
"Well, he has a bit of a cootie problem."
"A cootie problem? What's that?"
"He has been in love with every single girl in the entire school! That's definitely a cootie problem!"